Summer of Jek

2003-08-12T20:48:00.000-05:00

I spent the last four days in exile from all forms of work.

I may never go back, mama and daddy.

I jumped in a river and watched the sun set in the rain and slept with a huge moth in my tent for two days.

He drank from the puddle in the corner.

2003-08-02T11:53:00.000-05:00

I saw Poison at the Coliseum last night. Wow. They really knew how to rock...around 1988 maybe. It was great!

The audioblog post below is the first verse of a song I wrote on the 30th. Perhaps I will get the whole thing on here. Hear.

GTM,
Jake

2003-07-30T13:56:00.000-05:00

audblog audio post

2003-07-23T10:19:00.000-05:00

Summer of Jek -- EXPOSED!!!

Jake sits around in his underwear.
He sleeps late!
He eats 2 meals a day!!!
Sometimes he eats bananas in a not-so-sexy way!
He listens to headphones while he drives!
He likes to sing along!
Sometimes he litters!!!
He is always late for work but nobody cares!
He drinks beer at night!
He goes to sleep because he is tired!
He wakes up in his underwear, late, to eat the first meal of the day which is usually the second meal of the day for his father, who eats banana sandwiches like Elvis and Bill Clinton's favorite, then he is late for work because he has to blow up his tire everyday but almost forgets about it because he's made that way and drinks beer at night so he can go back to sleep and be late for tomorrow!

You've seen it all!!!

2003-07-16T23:21:00.000-05:00

all the songs I've known
all the love I've grown
are out of control
will crumble and fail and fall

Is the chorus to a song about songs about other songs and other songs about songs.

2003-07-16T23:00:00.000-05:00

For Nick,

Have you ever heard one of those songs (country or psuedo) about watching the world change through a window...as if in fast motion and the chorus is always "Through my lonely window pane" and perhaps rhymes with "pain"?

I hate those songs.

Jek

2003-06-25T11:07:00.000-05:00

I feel like I'm getting sick today, so I will have a buttload of Vit C to placebo my way to wellness. My cousin is in town from Houston with her 2 kids. A 7 month old and a 2.4 year old. I serenaded the 7 month old this morning with some Nick Drake songs and...I did a little experiment...I wanted to know if Radiohead would make babies cry. Well, she liked it so much that I had to change her diaper. It's always good to know what effect your music has on an audience.

I'm trying to think of a new summer plan, because my old one has turned out to be faulty.

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2003-06-20T11:00:00.000-05:00

Today has been strange. Every moment is stretched out as if the time in between moments are now moments themselves. When you die you will not remember reading this.

Jake

2003-06-19T19:52:00.000-05:00

ANARCHO-CAPITALISM

ANARCHO-CAPITALISM

ANARCHO-CAPITALISM

2003-06-19T19:51:00.000-05:00

"As for colonialism being a mixed affair grow up out of your Columbus cloud they came here and murdered look through history at actual records the natives tried to establish peace many times over, even stocking the eurpeons [sic] ships with corn then…thee [sic] europeons [sic] killied [sic] them."

Words words its great to know to through them and the use of them who's side who's really on!!! I hate the f***ers who always jusyify the gov pigs violence while putting down any poor sad messed up Joe Blow who does a little himself Putting down individual violence while sanctioning state run mass gov pig violence on a grand scale!!! what the f*** is wrong with you pseudo intell wankers!!! Wake up we poor are angry because it's you bastards who made us poor !!! WHILE ALL THE WHILE HELPING YOUR SELFISH SELVES TO MORE!! NOW ITS F***EN REVENGE TIME!!! F*** your fake soothing words of peace!!!! peace is what has quietly sold the masses down the line now its time to get our freedom and liberty back through REVOLUTION and if we must in a NEW REIGN OF TERROR!!! ENOUGH WORDS!! IT'S DEEDS TIME!!

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2003-06-19T19:23:00.000-05:00

Because I have been listening to so much Radiohead, I wrote 4 songs today...They don't sound terribly much like Radiohead but the lyrics might. I'd like to share a song or two. Give me a call if you want me to play them for you.

Love
__________________________________
Before the world was round
My heart started a flood
That magnetized the ends of the Earth
and folded it around your soul

My blood was vapor
Though heavy; did it flow
beneath your eyes
and all around your soul?

Will I last?
Will I die?
Will I?
__________________________________

Another one
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Read your favorite book
Sing your favorite song
Love your favorite lie
Sleep until you die

Eat your favorite food
Believe in what is good
Or live until you do
Keep it all inside

I am evil in your dreams
I'm dark Columbus clouds
that follow you around
I follow you around
I follow you around
-----------------------------------------------

See what I'm saying? I wrote these. And they're incredibly something else. It's kind of scary.
What? You want more?

Okay
--------------------
When you are crouching
in the weeds
ready to pounce
what do you see?
TIME TO SHINE
RUN HOME AND FEED THE FAMILY

When you are loving
in the evening
ready to go
what do you feel?
ALL IS RIGHT
I'M HOME AND FED AND HUNGRY

When you are floating
in the sea
ready to vanish
what do you hear?
A ROAR

__________________________
NICE TO SEE YOU:)
==============
It's been all dance
since you left
round-the-room
one between two
repeating steps and
steps moving me around

I don't know why
the music never stops
it's frozen in my head
and it's NICE TO SEE YOU again

It's been all turns
since we've gone
In my room
I leave the light on
I answer all the phones
I love to sleep alone
you get all the pillows
_+_++_+_++____+__+_+

And that's my 4 songs of the day.
I'll try to keep up the momentum. Get more songs than I know what to do with.

_JEK

2003-06-11T13:20:00.000-05:00

Also, this works on a few levels of give-take relationships:

(Honeymoon is Over.)

We're rotten fruit
We're damaged goods
What the hell
We got nothing more to lose
One gust & we
Will probably crumble
We're backdrifters.
This far but no further
I'm hanging off a branch
I'm teetering on the brink
Oh Honeysweet
So full of sleep
I'm backsliding.
You fell into our arms
We tried
But there was nothing
We could do

All evidence has been buried. All tapes have been erased.
But your footprints
Give you away so
You're backtracking

Thankyou, Thom, for putting my despair into words.

2003-06-11T13:17:00.000-05:00

Here it is:

http://www.burrill.demon.co.uk/meddoc/myxo.html

2003-06-11T13:09:00.000-05:00

Do you have myxomatosis?

The mongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
Proceeded to show it off
To all his new found friends
He said
I been where I liked
I slept with who I liked
she ate me up for breakfast
she screwed me in a vice
And now
I don't know why I feel so
tongue tied
-Myxomatosis-Radiohead

Could we possibly keep uncovering new diseases and do ourselves in, leaving us blind and accompanied by swelling of the head and genital region? Something tells me that we still haven't figured anything out. Science, religion, etc. A wealth of belief, but how much use? Futile?

2003-06-03T10:45:00.000-05:00

Jake,

In response to your June 3rd, 11:41 am post I would like to say: Eat it, man. That site is funny. Furthermore, the guy admits that he doesn't really know what he's talking about, just that he's not an idiot. I agree with him not being an idiot. Have you seen those comics that he made? Those are HILARIOUS. If not, you should check them out. Let me look for the URL... Here: http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid.htm

I personally prescribe "Jerry Bruckenheimer's Groin" or "The US Open...of MURDER".

Think before you post, rookie,

Jek

2003-06-03T10:41:00.000-05:00

Jek,

I don't think Seanbaby.com is THAT funny. It has some really well done stupid stuff but everything else seems sort of hackneyed and superficially stupid, especially some of his critiques of warning labels. I still think it's pretty funny, though.

Sincerely,
Jake

2003-06-02T13:13:00.000-05:00

Found a funny site when I was searching for "Mama Cass's Ham Sandwich" and I thought I'd share it with the 1 reader of my blog, myself. Jake, it's called seanbaby.com and one of the funniest things you read was on this page:

Thankyou for reading, Jake,

Jek

2003-06-01T05:26:00.000-05:00

Summer Summer Summer! Exciting things! Does anyone know what I can do to find everything that I've ever wanted to in a summer, even if I don't know it? Email me your ideas at jekthespanish@hotmail.com and I will do it. Make it outrageous, though, and well punctuated. Or send a SASE to my home address with a notecard (limit 50 words, please) stating your outrageous summer plan for me. Thankyou.

2003-06-01T05:14:00.000-05:00

I want to start a whole new line of love songs that are anchored in the world of a lonely great blue heron.

There would be great opportunity for the merchandising of costumes. You could buy a suit that would simulate the muskrat who was in love with his reflection in water (especially when fish were in the reflection) as depicted in the song: Many a Muskrat Has Been in Love, But Only a Few Have Lived to Tell the Tale to The Lonely Great Blue Heron. The suit would have these adorable whiskers, even if muskrats don't have them. That's what it's about, making rodents rolemodels.

I should title my Blog "What it's About" because I have said that a lot. What my blog is about is what it's about.

2003-06-01T05:12:00.000-05:00

A good friend (who is also my time management guru, and someone I spend a lot of time friending) once explained that, if you get up early you have the natural right to take as many naps as you want throughout the day. This is what I am trying to accomplish. Napping without being guilty. Not personal guilt, mind you, but public guilt. "WHAT? You're taking a NAP?" Because, as we all know, napping is better than regular sleeping.

So, if, when you next talk to me or IM me and someone or something says: "I'm NAPPIN" (without apostrophe), you will not have the pleasure of saying: "You're always SLEEPIN or NAPPIN, you lazy asshole." That is what living is about. NOT giving people the chance to make a good argument for you being an asshole.

I want to dance, to the rhythm of the elderberries.

2003-05-30T13:42:00.000-05:00

I would like to address the previous entry. I meant skin pigmentS.

2003-05-30T13:40:00.000-05:00

Today is a good day for sitting in your boxers and staring at your skin pigment. It is also a good day to drift into NREM dreamless sleep and wake up tomorrow.

As my first entry, I would like to dispell any rumors. I do not practice lobotomies on parrots or their offspring.